Dad is back home.

Dad may be coming home from the Hospital today. The Dr. feels it may be better for him to recover at home as he may catch more ailments being in a hospital environment. Stay tuned.

For those of you that haven’t heard already, Dad is back in the hospital as of yesterday morning at 11:00 am. Dad has been trying to shake his most recent ailment, “The Chicken Pox” but is unable to get back on his feet. Upon being admitted into the hospital he was found to be very “De-hydrated” and they will continue to monitor him for a few days to see how he responds to antibiotics, and fluids. His symptoms are as follows:

1) Extreme Fatigue

2) Light Headedness

3) Nausousness

4) Back Pains

As of this writing they have ruled out “Diverticulitis” and say that he just needs time to recover from the recent case of chicken pox and possibly some sort of viral infection.

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when
you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could
only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of
a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going
to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old
friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance
to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate
again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. He simply answered: �I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital, and I would stay
behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.�

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to �Think Outside of the Box.�

However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her
out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop,
then drive off with the old friend for some beers.

God, I just love happy endings!

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Matzo ball soup fueled Hollywood’s Golden Age — at the Metro-Goldwyn-Meyer commissary, they served matzo ball soup every single day. According to Jewish Cooking in America, the recipe for the soup came from Louis B. Meyer’s mother and the balls were cooked until crisp under a broiler and served in dark brown broth, which proves two things: The Jews controlled Hollywood, and you can seriously screw up matzo ball soup if you let the wrong people run the kitchen.

On a very basic level, matzo ball soup is merely chicken stock, oil, eggs and broken up matzo. It’s not at all impossible to make, especially if you follow this extremely simple recipe, which is neither the best on Earth, nor the most authentic. (To compensate for this lack of authenticity, Yiddish words and phrases will be used when possible.) But what it lacks in uniqueness, it makes up for in consistency. The recipe is so easy and fool proof even goyim (non-Jews) can make matzo ball soup that would make bubbe (grandma) proud.

He just came in the room grinning his toothless grin…..