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-An older lady gets pulled over for speeding�

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma�am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I�d give it to you but I don�t have one.
Officer: Don�t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see�Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can�t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma�am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem, Sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma�am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma�am, one of my officers told me you didn�t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner..

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don�t Mess With Old Ladies

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1. If your email address is listed on your business cards as �www.joesmith@yahoo.com”, you might be an IE user.

2. If you actually think you will get $50 for �punching the monkey.�

3. When someone tells you to restart your computer and you turn the monitor off and back on, you just might be an IE user.

4. If someone tells you to go to �www.whatever.com� so you go to Google and search for it, you are probably an IE user.

5. If someone tells you you need a firewall and so you go to the store and buy Norton firewall in a box for $70, you might just possibly be an IE user.

6. When you get a popup ad showing a Windows-like warning and you think it is a Windows warning box, you might be an IE user.

7. If you web browser has 8 search bars and you don�t even know how they got there, you might be an IE user.

8. If you get pop-up ads and you aren�t even using the Internet, you just might possibly be an IE user.

9. If you have mysterious charges on your card because you received an email from �E-Bay� saying your account would be suspended if you didn�t update your credit card information by clicking �this link”, you must be an IE user.

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This is a copy of the e-mail I received ….

Hello Hiddenpcmaster,

ZonkBoard User: hiddenpcmaster
Expiration Date: Tuesday, October 12, 2004 at 10:02am EST

I will have an alternate in place by then.

“The Internet has taken all the wonder out of my life. I never wonder anything. I just look it up.”

Hiddenpcmaster 2004

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